FUNNY AND INSULTING QUOTES for friends, enemy, EX-Boyfriend, Ex- Girlfriend

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A little evil smile, sprinkle some humor according to taste, now add few scoops of anger and serve gently with sarcasm. The perfect recipe for insulting your worst enemy is ready. Insulting our enemies is always our dream and some things are to be said indirectly. Whether it is your ex, or their present partner or the bitch who is always jealous of you or anyone else for whom you always tried to prepare a dream insult, you need to read these FUNNY AND INSULTING QUOTES that may help you in taking a revenge. So, Go Ahead!

  • And at the end he said that I will not find anyone like him and I replied with a smile, ‘I’ll be glad not to find one like you’. 🔥

  • Life took a awesome turn when you left with your fucking shit. 🔥

  • And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones. 🔥

  • When I look at my ex, I have thoughts like ‘Was I drunk in the whole relationship as I choose low class things only when I am in a drunken state.’🔥

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  • Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now. 🔥

  • The awesome moment when you get to know that your ex who left you as she was always insecure, is now with some playboy. 🔥

  • A bad relationship will make you hurt that entire zodiac sign. 🔥

  • She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder. 🔥

  • When someone cracks a poor joke: ‘HahahahahaStopbeinganassholeHahahaha’. 🔥

  • It’s not like I hate you but it’s like I don’t like the way you talk, laugh, flirt, walk, speak, love, live and all your fucking crap. 🔥

  • I won’t let you go until you don’t pay me back all the five star restaurants bills that could even force you to mortgage your house. 🔥

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  • You’re not my best friend if I don’t kick on your butt on sleepovers. 🔥

  • My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch. 🔥

  • It’s funny when a person who has a collection of few Hollywood movies and songs behaves like he has some kind of a class and I’m like “What are you? Tom cruise?” 🔥

  • I am sorry that I am not sorry for your loss cause you deserved it. 🔥

  • It’s funny when you realize that Karma fucked up a bitch who once destroyed you. 🔥

  • Dear ex, Thank you for making me go through the pain as it made me even more stronger. 🔥

  • World population is increasing at a great rate. So, if you ever wish to do anything for me dear ex, die by contributing in a social cause. 🔥

  • Sexy hell angels are waiting to fuck you up so die soon. 🔥

  • A diamond never stays with pebbles that’s why God break us up. 🔥

  • Sorry, that I had trust issues because you always had hurting issues. 🔥

  • You’re one of those things because of which people say that I don’t have a good choice. 🔥

  • Some bitch pout like they are evolving into a duck. 🔥

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  • Throwing your bag of memories was difficult but ya’ know I don’t do easy things anyway. 🔥

  • I loved you and I love you but you stink. 🔥

  • You said that I’m bad and I dream of showing you my worst. 🔥

  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH. 🔥

  • I wish I could murder you, then churn you in a grinder and then feed it to the little insects but I fear that the insects would die as you are such a poisonous person. 🔥

  • I don’t know why I get the bad vibes from the people who like you. 🔥

  • Whoever loves you, stinks. 🔥

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  • If I ever get a genie, I’d ask him to turn you into a donkey, the real you. 🔥

  • Do I want you back? Yes! I do want a crap who can carry my shopping bags. 🔥

  • My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch. 🔥

  • Were you born in China? Cause you never had a durability in anyone’s life. 🔥

  • Some guys change girlfriends so soon and I can’t even change my clothes so soon. 🔥

  • Leaving you wasn’t a mistake but loving you was. 🔥

  • Your face makes even onions cry. 🔥

  • I wish you may go a long way. A long way to hell. 🔥

  • ‘No offence’ means I’m gonna insult you but don’t get mad. 🔥

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  • Look I’m crazy and you’re a big asshole. 🔥

  • I’m sarcastic because punching people would be an offence. 🔥

  • I liked you until I get to know you. 🔥

  • Don’t worry. There’s a one person who loves you and that’s God cause we humans are not that kind-hearted. 🔥

  • A good place to put your opinions is up your ass. 🔥

  • You are just like fart. Your presence stinks. 🔥

  • If I had a choice to kill you or get a million dollar. I would kill you. 🔥

  • I even take revenge to the ones who are of my class. So, don’t worry. 🔥

  • I had a choice between you and pizza. I chose pizza. 🔥

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  • I can honestly say that you’re parents totally regret having you. 🔥

  • If I was the one you chose to be your only one, then even I would leave you. Cause you’re an asshole. 🔥

  • You’re an insult to the word HUMAN. 🔥

  • Earthworms would love you cause they love mud and dirt. 🔥

  • Don’t challenge me. I could set fire in your ass. 🔥

  • Showing up your body won’t make you sexy. Why are you even trying then? 🔥

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  • I hate you. Not because you’re bad or something but because you are you.

  • Sarcasm spills out of my mouth and stupidity from yours. 🔥

  • I feel so lucky that God doesn’t made me you. 🔥

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  • If I were to describe you in one word, I would say BULLSHIT. 🔥

  • I don’t buy any of your bullshit. 🔥

  • When I’m angry I make ugly cartoonish images of people and I guess, God was in the same mood when he made you. 🔥

  • Your parents too regret your birth and that night. 🔥

  • You do commit a lot of mistakes as you yourself are a mistake. 🔥

  • I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit. 🔥

  • Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them. 🔥

  • I would love you but even love hates you. 🔥

  • I laugh so hard on the fact that I loved you. 🔥

  • 71% of Earth is covered with earth and the rest 28.9% with fucking idiots. 🔥

  • ‘You walk like a girl’ ‘You cry like a girl’. Well I’m a girl and how am I supposed to behave? Like an elephant?

  • You are incomplete with your douche’ face. 🔥

  • I would love to do the honor of killing you. 🔥

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  • The best part is when I look the best and you’re with you octopus faced girlfriend. 🔥

  • I don’t buy your lies anymore so you may shut your fucking mouth. 🔥

  • Ladies never start fighting as they are good at finishing the fight and you. 🔥

  • When a woman says see you later, she means get the fuck out of here. 🔥

  • Don’t put your fucking nose in my business Moron. 🔥

  • Being nice to you is the hardest thing for me. 🔥

  • Don’t assume that every guy I talk with is my boyfriend otherwise when you’ll be sleeping, I’ll assume that you’re dead and will bury you in my backyard. 🔥

  • You’re not a smartass but you are ‘trying to be smart but actually I am a ass’ kind of person. 🔥

  • Bitches of hell are waiting to fuck you up. 🔥

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  • I wish that you may go a long way. A long way to hell. 🔥

  • Don’t try to mess with me. I could be a serial killer and you could be my next target. 🔥

  • I get so emotional when you’re not around and that emotion is called happiness. 🔥

  • I thank God that we’re not together now cause I don’t want to be accused of killing my husband. 🔥

  • I don’t pay attention to street dogs barking recklessly and you’re one of a kind. 🔥

  • I always hear ‘Punch me in the face’ when you’re not shutting your fucking mouth. 🔥

  • You and me are alike except you’re a potato face and I’m fries. 🔥

  • You’re sweet but poisonous so you’re a sweet poison. 🔥

  • I am gonna insult you right in front of everyone and would pretend it like a joke so you may not utter a word bitch. 🔥

  • I’m gonna make you so pissed that every time you would see me you would take a U-turn. 🔥

  • Row your boat aside cause I’m a monster truck with full intentions of pretending it like an accident. 🔥

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